Windows XP Reloaded… Yes, it was all a lie.
Yes the rumors are true, I know this because ever since the Microsoftrix video was released on my website I’ve been disseminating information, truth and lies surrounding the next release of Windows XP. I’ve used all of my Borg like abilities to assimilate information from all of my inside sources at Microsoft and slowly but surely used my ESP to tip Paul Thurrott off so he could write this article Windows XP Reloaded. I deliberated for ages over who deserved the exclusive more, Mary Joe Foley or Paul Thurrott. In the end I sent my telepathic messages to both of them so as to not break my NDA by revealing the information via normal forms of communication. Paul just received them quicker so obviously he got the exclusive. But now you know. It’s all one big lie, there never was or will be a Reloaded, you have all been caught up in the Microsoftrix!
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