The year is 2004, the great empire of iTunes and Napster are delivery more and more <finger-quotes>legal</finger-quotes> music, the house of Starbucks has had a lasting trade agreement with T-Mobile to delivery weapons through the air for quite some time now. But the evil Borg still rule the Delta quadrant. The last hope for the Alpha quadrant is the Federation of McDonald’s, they alone hold the key to resisting and destroying that which previously seemed impossible. Giving people hope and dreams that their prior attempts weren’t totally futile. By slowly and infectiously planting a command in the Borg collective they believe they can overcome that which was unstoppable. By reducing the Borg to their primal needs, the need to feed! And with the knowledge that the Borg’s vast supply of caffeine in the form of Mt. Dew, Coke, Vanilla Coke, and for the weak of heart assorted flavors of fruit juice, is dwindling and could soon meet its end. The Federation of McDonald’s has taken the offensive. Witness the evidence for yourself! Love it!